Wigbopvan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful mole.

Wigbopvan created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Wigbopvan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wigbopvan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wigbopvan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wigbopvan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Run away if eight horses approach from the east.

5. Never think about black holes.