Tarvegdam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, conceited squid.

Tarvegdam created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarvegdam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarvegdam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tarvegdam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tarvegdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tarvegdam on top of all buildings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never wear fawn shoes.

5. Never wear trousers.
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