Sterarfwon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking parrot.

Sterarfwon created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sterarfwon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sterarfwon, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sterarfwon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sterarfwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Never paint your back purple.