Fobbombarn is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent mouse.

Fobbombarn created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbombarn, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fobbombarn, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fobbombarn's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fobbombarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fobbombarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fobbombarn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.