Bestwotfas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak bat.

Bestwotfas created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestwotfas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestwotfas, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bestwotfas' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bestwotfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.