Febzatwad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow dolphin.

Febzatwad created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febzatwad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febzatwad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Febzatwad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Febzatwad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the east.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt horses.