Dunweebit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient sheep.

Dunweebit created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunweebit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dunweebit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dunweebit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dunweebit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed wheat to badgers while wearing pink shorts.