Hudstigdan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing parrot.

Hudstigdan created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudstigdan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudstigdan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hudstigdan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hudstigdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not take Hudstigdan's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.