Wipxuckdinbigsag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent wombat.

Wipxuckdinbigsag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipxuckdinbigsag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipxuckdinbigsag, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wipxuckdinbigsag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wipxuckdinbigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never feed garlic to aardvarks while wearing kilts.