Dimgancem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast cat.

Dimgancem created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgancem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimgancem, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dimgancem's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dimgancem's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimgancem.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dimgancem.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.