Besttafdag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered mongoose.

Besttafdag created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Besttafdag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Besttafdag, it will turn you into a frog.

Besttafdag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Besttafdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Besttafdag on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about spacetime.