Vegdudtag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonest meerkat.

Vegdudtag created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vegdudtag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegdudtag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vegdudtag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vegdudtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.