Fubwadlun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy gorilla.

Fubwadlun created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubwadlun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fubwadlun, she will turn you into a plant.

Fubwadlun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fubwadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silver sculptures of Fubwadlun on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing green ear rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Fubwadlun loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubwadlun.

5. Worship no other gods but Fubwadlun.