Jentifflis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited cobra.

Jentifflis created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jentifflis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jentifflis, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jentifflis' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jentifflis' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Hide if four porpoises approach from the east.

4. You must love Jentifflis.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.