Mansterjop Podragbosssterfaskomcar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, caring swallow.

Mansterjop Podragbosssterfaskomcar created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mansterjop Podragbosssterfaskomcar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mansterjop Podragbosssterfaskomcar, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mansterjop Podragbosssterfaskomcar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mansterjop Podragbosssterfaskomcar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Mansterjop Podragbosssterfaskomcar.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.