Kandibfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy butterfly.

Kandibfeb created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kandibfeb, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kandibfeb, she will curse you with boils.

Kandibfeb's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kandibfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Kandibfeb loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Never paint your arms pink.