Cargadstragdumtailzagpodflis is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy giraffe.

Cargadstragdumtailzagpodflis created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cargadstragdumtailzagpodflis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cargadstragdumtailzagpodflis, she will make you grow a tail.

Cargadstragdumtailzagpodflis' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cargadstragdumtailzagpodflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not take Cargadstragdumtailzagpodflis' name in vain.

5. Never talk about special relativity.