Dobwoddid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, caring lizard.

Dobwoddid created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobwoddid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobwoddid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dobwoddid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dobwoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Dobwoddid on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near geese while wearing brown stockings and balancing three silver spheres on your feet.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.