Rillgadven is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy bee.

Rillgadven created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgadven, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillgadven, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rillgadven's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rillgadven's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rillgadven.

2. Rillgadven loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.