Cinfoncadnatmitvol is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical dugong.

Cinfoncadnatmitvol created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cinfoncadnatmitvol, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cinfoncadnatmitvol, he will send you a sign.

Cinfoncadnatmitvol's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cinfoncadnatmitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Cinfoncadnatmitvol.