Sandwiphig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered penguin.

Sandwiphig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandwiphig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sandwiphig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sandwiphig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sandwiphig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandwiphig.

2. Run away from orange porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not covet oxen.