Nelcepbushug is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm alligator.

Nelcepbushug created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelcepbushug, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nelcepbushug, it will turn you into a dog.

Nelcepbushug's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nelcepbushug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nelcepbushug.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Nelcepbushug.

5. Do not eat spinach.