Jenlunrat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm tapir.

Jenlunrat created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenlunrat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jenlunrat, she will remove you from existence.

Jenlunrat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jenlunrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never talk about optics near whales while wearing green trousers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not covet oxen.