Omtteenstik Pogwodbothug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic donkey.

Omtteenstik Pogwodbothug created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Omtteenstik Pogwodbothug, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Omtteenstik Pogwodbothug, he will turn you into a frog.

Omtteenstik Pogwodbothug's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Omtteenstik Pogwodbothug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Omtteenstik Pogwodbothug loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never skip near cats.