Sigtinlig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless dolphin.

Sigtinlig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigtinlig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sigtinlig, he will not care.

Sigtinlig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sigtinlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Never wear gray tights.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.