Sogtikzog Begcatdud Bummaport is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, able wyrm.

Sogtikzog Begcatdud Bummaport created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogtikzog Begcatdud Bummaport, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sogtikzog Begcatdud Bummaport, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sogtikzog Begcatdud Bummaport's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sogtikzog Begcatdud Bummaport's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide if seven frogs approach from the south.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Sogtikzog Begcatdud Bummaport's name in vain.