Stikdaplun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, calm pig.

Stikdaplun created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdaplun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stikdaplun, she will turn you into a duck.

Stikdaplun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stikdaplun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Worship no other gods but Stikdaplun.

5. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the north.