Teentaryarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful troll.

Teentaryarp created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teentaryarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Teentaryarp, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Teentaryarp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Teentaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Always obey Teentaryarp's priests.