Higpopkoppom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, strong wasp.

Higpopkoppom created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Higpopkoppom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Higpopkoppom, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Higpopkoppom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Higpopkoppom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higpopkoppom.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.