Satfunbod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-assured chicken.

Satfunbod created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satfunbod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Satfunbod, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Satfunbod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Satfunbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near aardvarks.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.