Kopcapbodhigtitrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm swan.

Kopcapbodhigtitrow created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopcapbodhigtitrow, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kopcapbodhigtitrow, it will turn you into a worm.

Kopcapbodhigtitrow's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kopcapbodhigtitrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing black dresses.