Jatkinkop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair bird.

Jatkinkop created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatkinkop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jatkinkop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jatkinkop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Jatkinkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Jatkinkop.