Lamloopxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered hare.

Lamloopxuc created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamloopxuc, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lamloopxuc, he will destroy your home solar system.

Lamloopxuc's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lamloopxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear coats.