Vinfidyim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy whale.

Vinfidyim created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfidyim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vinfidyim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vinfidyim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vinfidyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear yellow shirts.

3. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.