Somhabcarnurflagnat Straghomdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering wombat.

Somhabcarnurflagnat Straghomdoss created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Somhabcarnurflagnat Straghomdoss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Somhabcarnurflagnat Straghomdoss, she will turn you into a tree.

Somhabcarnurflagnat Straghomdoss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Somhabcarnurflagnat Straghomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing cyan dresses and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.

5. Do not drink alcohol.