Dumbussom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak yak.

Dumbussom created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbussom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dumbussom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dumbussom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dumbussom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must love Dumbussom.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Dumbussom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at comets.