Mildogdav is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud bear.

Mildogdav created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mildogdav, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mildogdav, she will turn you into a worm.

Mildogdav's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mildogdav's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.