Yarfodkon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous mongoose.

Yarfodkon created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarfodkon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarfodkon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yarfodkon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yarfodkon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not take Yarfodkon's name in vain.

4. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

5. Never feed lots of bread to dolphins while wearing violet shorts.