Badgudsas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous scorpion.

Badgudsas created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgudsas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Badgudsas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Badgudsas' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Badgudsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the east.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.