Rowrat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy centipede.

Rowrat created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowrat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rowrat, he will turn you into a worm.

Rowrat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rowrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing pink jumpers and balancing five platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Rowrat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.