Zodtafvid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil donkey.

Zodtafvid created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Zodtafvid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zodtafvid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zodtafvid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zodtafvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near aardvarks.

2. Never paint your chest white.

3. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.