Rigtaddog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able mongoose.

Rigtaddog created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtaddog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rigtaddog, he will come to you in dreams.

Rigtaddog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rigtaddog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Rigtaddog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not covet oxen.