Cumbissbum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest otter.

Cumbissbum created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbissbum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cumbissbum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cumbissbum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cumbissbum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near goats while wearing blue boots.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.