Biggomdag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane swan.

Biggomdag created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Biggomdag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Biggomdag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Biggomdag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Biggomdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not take Biggomdag's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Biggomdag on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about frogs.