Rig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Rig created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rig, it will turn you into a slug.

Rig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from orange ants for they are unholy.