Wigtifbod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering horse.

Wigtifbod created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigtifbod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wigtifbod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wigtifbod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wigtifbod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never talk about fire.