Pibfasing is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane hummingbird.

Pibfasing created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pibfasing, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibfasing, it will not invite you to parties.

Pibfasing's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pibfasing's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Pibfasing loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if five tortoises approach from the east.