Haslarpcidvilgig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy bear.

Haslarpcidvilgig created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Haslarpcidvilgig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Haslarpcidvilgig, it will ignore you.

Haslarpcidvilgig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Haslarpcidvilgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Worship no other gods but Haslarpcidvilgig.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Respect your elders.