Febbognart is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient jackal.

Febbognart created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbognart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febbognart, it will destroy your home solar system.

Febbognart's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Febbognart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Febbognart on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.