Yartwanlap Rawhuggum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented jackal.

Yartwanlap Rawhuggum created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartwanlap Rawhuggum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartwanlap Rawhuggum, she will turn you into a tree.

Yartwanlap Rawhuggum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yartwanlap Rawhuggum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartwanlap Rawhuggum.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Never feed figs to snails while wearing pink ear rings.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Do not stand on grass.